Winston

The boss has come in for the afternoon, entering into the World Cup spirit.

You can tell who his idle is – ROONEY!!!

- Jason.

Not everyone likes the snow. Winnie wasn't interested in posing for this shot, I think he had the monk on.

Jonny

Here he is catching the last rays of summer. Before nodding-off, Winston managed to pass me some of his interesting facts. Did you know:

1. Nylon is made from coal and petroleum.

2. Ants don’t sleep.

3. Bananas aren’t fruit, there a type of herb.

Very random and no particular theme this time Winston.

- Jason/Winston.

Yes, it’s that time of the week again.

15 million gallons of wine were destroyed in the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.

Now Winstion my friend, that is a shame!

- Jason/Winston

Winston returns to the office after a four week summer break (just like parliament) conscious that he has not posted any interesting facts. So here goes, starting with a fact very close to Winston’s heart:

1. If your stomach didn’t produce a new layer of mucous every two weeks, it would digest itself.

2. The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet!

3. The most productive day of the working week is Tuesday.

And to wrap up Friday afternoon as you finish work...

4. Heineken beer is designed to foam for exactly five minutes – try timing it this weekend.

- Jason/Winston

Fast approaching 49, Winston feels its time for you to capitalise on his superior wisdom and knowledge. Starting today he will be posting an interesting fact every Friday, which he hopes will impress your friends and colleagues.

For his first entry, he has picked something very topical:

Did you know a sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100mph?

- Jason/Winston.

After a long meeting on Friday with Nigel discussing the final content for the Wyke Printers website, Winston took time out on Saturday with his grandparents to visit a new cafe bar in Brighouse.

Apparently, he created quite a stir.

- Jason.

His lordship is currently sunbathing by the studio window after devouring fish, chips and a sausage. It’s a hard life.

Come on Jonny, wake up!!!

- Jason.

Meet Winston (aka Winnie-Woo), he is an integral part of the team at Design Junkie. When he isn't greeting clients, his role consists of looking out the window, snoring, dribbling, chasing Lucozade bottles and waiting for fish and chip Friday to come around.

Look out for Winston’s blog!!!

- Jason.