At approximatley 12:30 today, firemen rushed to The Mill to stop a raging inferno that seemed to come from the communial microwave. Once the smoke parted it came to light that what we believe was a quiche, had been burned beyond regognition by a hungry but neglective worker.
We are happy to report that only the quiche was injured in the incedent. It's important to remember that nobody is putting the blame on or pointing the finger at anyone else, especially not at Fran from Progress Packaging.